And once again, the uninitiated in Hindi might find it difficult to comprehend what goes on in the below conversation.
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NJ: chatri use karte ho?
Me: whats that?
NJ: chatri
cheeni kum cheeni kum
Me: tum pagla gayi ho :P
NJ: kyun pooch nahi sakti?
Me: mujhe samajh hi nahin aaya
NJ: use karte ho?
chatri=condom
Me: :-o
maine aaj tak nahin use ki
mujhe to use karni bhi nahin aati
:(
NJ: :)
try karo
Me: arre khareedna padega na pehle packet
NJ: khareedo
dekh lo
ain waqt pe is wajah se let something not not happen
Me: kya bake jaa rahi ho?
NJ: chatri lagao
Me: haan try karna to banta hai :P
kal packet leke aaunga :P
NJ: :P
khana idhar
sirf main aur tum
samjhe!
sirf main aur tumm
Me: tumne pee rakhi hai pakka se
NJ: chacha ko durex!
:0
Me: Me not chacha
Me only 25
NJ: ???
phir bhi kuch karne se sharmate ho
jawan ho josh ho!
Me: kya karne se?
karunga baba try ..pehle koi mile to sahi :P
NJ: :)
tum apne bacche ka naam kya rakhoge?
Me: BACHCHA???!!!!!!!!!
NJ: haan
Me: bachcha kahan se aayega baba??
NJ: woh to aa hi jaayega!
Me: from?
NJ: ab kisi ke saath bhi so loge
chatri use nahi karoge
to baccha to hoga na
Me: arre use karoonga na
obviously karoonga :P
NJ: chatris are only 97% safe
Me: dekho karoonga to 1-night stand na
woh kahan mujhe dhoondhti rahegi uske baad :P
NJ: to chalo agar baccha hoga to responsibility to lena hi padega
Me: tumhein gift kar doonga
tum paal lena :P
NJ: main kyon paal loongi?
unless tera baccha mera bhi hua
Me: haan mera bachcha tumhaara hi hoga
bas biologically nahin
emotionally :P
NJ: oh ho ho ho
na
Me: legally bhi karwa doonga :P
NJ: i refuse to accept all emotional bakwaas
Me: uffo
theek hai tum kisi christian mallu se shaadi kar lo...phir bachcha mere saath kar lena :P
nice idea na :p
marriage ke baad cheat karne mein bahut mazaa aayega
:D
NJ: agar baccha paida karna hi hai...
to why not the seeedha way...
mujhse shaadi bhi karna aur baccha bhi?
Me: tumhaari maa ko to christian mallu chahiye :(
NJ: to?
Me: to? i am NOT a christian mallu baba
NJ: so?
Me: so u wud not stand upto ur mom
NJ: ab kis basis pe karoon?
kabhi koi indication diya hai?
kuch bola hai?
jo ek aadmi ko ek aurat ko kehna chahiye?
Me: u deserve a straight guy...period
NJ: really?
and who are you to decide tht?
kabhi kaha hai?
Me: what do u mean who am i to decide that....
kya kahoon?
NJ: kya kahoon?
Me: yaar dekho...
i am gay or bi...lets learn to live wid it...
and if u get married, u r getting married to a str8 guy
who i will meet and verify tht he is str8 :P
so eod :P
NJ: tum mujhe lecture kyon de rahe ho
Me: to tum arbit bakwaas kyun kar rahi ho
NJ: maine aisa kya bol diya?
sorry baba
cheeni kum dekh rahi hoon........
wahi likha tha pehle
usi ke dialogues ko likh diya
Me: bakwaas
NJ: matlab?
Me: tum max fraud bandi ho :P
NJ: huh?
to tumhe kya laga
ki main tumhe propose maar rahi hoon
???
Me: ab main hoon hi itna achcha ki i wont be surprised :D
heera hoon heera :D
karoron mein ek :D
NJ: :)
tum pagal ho
agar mujhe poochna hi tha to seedha na poochti?
Me: dekho ladkiyan meri samajh ke bahar hain
specially TUM :P
NJ: and i thought ki tum mujhe samajhte ho
:)
tht's really news!
Me: :P
NJ: accha baba
abhi keh deti hoon
agar mujhe kabhi bhi ziindagi main aise lage
ki mujhe tumhare saath zindagi bitani hai
to seedha tumhe muh pe bata doongi
Me: to suicide kar lena :P
NJ: aur kuch sunke dimaag mat chalana
accha?
Me: phew.....and i breathe a sigh of relief :P
NJ: woh kyon bhala
mere suicide ke baad?
Me: nahin....on 'aur kuch sunke dimaag mat chalana' :)
NJ: tum pagal ho kya
tumne sach main soch liya?
Me: haan :(
NJ: give me a call
Me: u made one more ullu out of me
no
get lost
x-(
NJ: call me na
Me: NO NO NO
jo baat karni hai yahin karo
NJ: mera balance nahi hai...
arre
Me: achchi baat hai
NJ: gussa kyon kar rahe ho
maine aisa kya bol diya
tum bol sakte ho main nahi?
Me: MAINE KYA BOLA???!!!!!!!
NJ: accha?
Me: what achcha? what did i say baba?
NJ: Me: tumhaari maa ko to christian mallu chahiye :(
NJ: to?
Me: to? i am NOT a christian mallu baba
NJ: so
Me: SO...?
NJ: to maine aise kya bola?
Me: tumhi ne ye bakwaas shuru ki thi
NJ: are why are we arguing
call me na
gussa mat ho
Me: i am not calling you today...i am pissed
har cheez mazaak nahin hoti hai....wolf ki kahaani suni hai na
NJ: haan baba
plz call karo
I really felt like strangling NJ by the time the above conversation finished. x-(
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rebel...I have been following your blog for some time now...in fact have read a lot of your older posts...commenting for the first time...
I must say this was hilarious :) How could you not understand what she was talking about :P
Anyways NJ seems like an interesting personality...
Arre baap re. I could not put up such a chat on my blog ever :P with a gal pal or a guy :P My mom reads my blogs u know :P :P
Tune sahi mein cheeni kum nahi dekhi kya?? Initially when I saw the movie, even I didnt understand what chhatri is (even though it was fairly obvious). I was smiling thru this post...maybe it angered you a little, but kya karein....girls...we're different! :P
He he, girls - really, how can someone understand them...
U creep! Ladki pe nazar dalta hain, chichora!
And call karo na, baba! I'm on a pre-paid right now and my currency ALWAYS seems close to running out! Bear with me until I get a post-paid... :(
Waise NJ se intro nahin karwaya tumne... kuch zyada hi possessive to nahin ho rahein ho uske baare mein?! (Aur NJ se jab baat kar rahan hain apun ke baare mein, to mere mallu roots ko thoda bhaav dena ka bhai!)
P.S. - Picture mein tum zaroor uske chacha lagte ho! ;P
Rebs, kya tum apni puri zindagi meri saath nibhana chahoge?
direct muh par puch rahi hu
hey ya....dosto ke saat aise chote chote jhagde achche rehte hai...i call them moments to cherish...lol...now i know...how u dint unerstand she was watching cheenikum when she typed randomly out of no-where..tum ladke na...kabhi bhi ladkiyo ko samajh nahi sakte ho...
@IJD -> I know you have been following my blog for sometime now. Not just my blog, you seem to be following ME also for sometime now. 3.5yrs, to be precise. I have been constantly telling you that i am NOT interested in you, but you don't seem to get the point. :)))
Yeah NJ seems to be an interesting personality. I will give you her number. Feel free to call her and bug her (instead of me). :P
@Smriti -> Arre its such a fun chat. Why is it difficult to put up something like this on your blog? Cos of 'chatri'? :P
Arre I have seen Cheeni Kum, but just could not connect the two. Mujhe laga ki woh sach bol rahi hogi. Haye re meri kismat. :(
@Rakesh -> Yeah girls are really weird. :)) You are married - you would definitely know better than me. :)
@Stray -> Yaar ladki pe nazar daalo to problem hai. Ladke pe nazar daalo to bhi problem hai. Banda kare bhi to kya kare. Andhaa ho jaaye kya? :P
NJ se intro karwa doonga. Main bhool hi gaya tha tum bhi mallu ho. Lekin christian nahin ho. Bas wahin maat khaa gaye. Ye religion saala kisi ko nahin chhodta. :(
And no comments on my looks plz. :P
@Swats -> Haaaaaaaan haaaaaaaan. Aao aao. Tum bhi mazaak udao, keechad uchaalo, taang kheencho. Main to hoon hi khilauna na. Jab marzi aayi utha ke khel liya, jab marzi aayi phaink diya. :(
@Swathi -> Haan moments to cherish to hain hin. 1 saal mein to NJ ki shaadi ho jayegi. Bas phir inhi moments ko cherish karte karte zindagi kaatenge aur kya. And yeah, hum ladke tum ladkiyon ko kabhi nahin samajh sakte. :P
well hello mr. narcissist...you like to imagine that every guy is after you...wake up...i am not even gay and you say i am after you :P
That was kinda difficult to follow for me as a non-native Hindi speaker.
I have no idea who she is but just from that convo I adore NJ - she sounds like a very interesting and humourous girl.
I tell you who she reminds me of - the little girl in Cheeni Kum.
As for the chatri joke - it's subtle and if you don't have a sharp mind you'll mind the chatri/condom reference in the film - watch it its great.
Aur baba call kerna usé abhe abhe - joke ka matlab nahi samajta? Yeh ek achi dost hai - aur ap right hai - she deserves a straight guy but who is to say a gay/bi guy can't mind someone happy in a straight marriage?
I'm against the lying bit not gay/bi guys getting married. What is a partner is not for someone who understands us?
Aur Rebel you're too serious - lighten up.
Peace out.
@IJD -> sighhhh....if only people had a sense of humour...anyways...you will develop one...dont worry... :P
@SSD -> Long time no see. And I'm not serious daa. I was just surprised when she told me that the dialogues were from Cheeni Kum. Btw, how have you been?
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